Getting a Doctorate: An Honorary One
Which is the better option for getting a doctorate: one of the best educational institutions in India or Reality TV in UK? Now you have the answer.
So here is a four step guide to get an honorary doctorate:
- Become a silent but visible victim of racism
- Let there be some protest
- Then pretend nothing really happened
- Forget-and-forgive the offender and express admiration for the offender’s community/nation/whatever
Et voila! you become a Doctor. Perhaps, sometime later, the offender might as well get a doctorate by some reputed Indian university. Quid pro quo?
Why not? That’s what civilization is all about.
